I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
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