Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
The ass gains better be worth it
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