I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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