I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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