Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
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