so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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