How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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