haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
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