I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
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My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
sex in a hospital.. check
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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