i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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