He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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