I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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