Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
I currently don't understand fingers.
Randomize
