How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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