The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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