The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
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