they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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