she takes plan B like it's going out of style
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
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