yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
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