Small penises have feelings too.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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