Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
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