Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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