any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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