I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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