Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
