..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I have fence marks all over my body
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
Randomize
