i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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