i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
people are starting to question the shark bite story
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
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