Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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