Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
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