Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
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