: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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