the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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