Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
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