yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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