Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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