turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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