drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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