i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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