My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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