I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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