Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
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