Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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