Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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