It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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