Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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