I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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