well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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