why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
organizing the empties. That sober.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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