i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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