Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
