Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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